1.) Your wallet is full of your basic essentials- money, driver's license, military i.d....and passes to the Aquarium of the Pacific, Disneyland, the LA Zoo.
2.) Your kids wear Crocs ALL.YEAR.LONG!
3.) You are able to work out on the beach, any day. Watching dolphins in the surf.
4.) Your kids no longer react to your screams of "LOOK! DOLPHINS!" Instead, they give you the "Whatever, Mom!" look.
5.) A car backfires and you duck for cover.
6.) $65 for a haircut seems reasonable.
7.) You know to look for, and remember, where Starbucks with drive thrus are located. They are hard to find! You will need them.
8.) Your kids have agents. ;)
9.) You can tell if you are on the 110 versus the 405 just by looking at the cars around you.
10.) When, looking around you in Manhattan Beach, you realize that (at a size 10, postbaby) you are the biggest person in the room. And most likely the one person who hasn't had surgery!
11.) You "know" that you have to have you6.r kids on waiting lists for preschools since, like, they were CONCEIVED! Oh, and by the way, preschool costs as much as my college education did! Gotta set them up for success, right?
12.) You know that earthquakes occur, but that they are always scary!
13.) Sunscreen is part of your family's morning routine.
14.) Your kids can point out BOB strollers.
15.) You think that rainy days STINK! You can't go outside!!
16.) When you pull up to an intersection, you can see a Prius on any of the quadrants. Sometimes MANY of them.
17.) You are IN one of those Priuses that you noticed at the intersection!
18.) $500,000 for a 1,100-square foot house seems reasonable in its pricing.
To be continued!!
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